thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care



stayliftedalways:

this is so fuckin attractive…



sexponent:

heyitsmedemi:

fluxicity:

sluttbutt:

crystalcrick:

dopes-x:

immaladykiller:

drizzlingreign:

..what?

OH shit I get it.

OH MY GOD

mind FUCKED

#um

i tried to explain this to the people i call my friends but they just kind of looked at me and quickly changed the subject

Lol same ^^
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I fucking love shrimps. If my wife cooks me shrimps for dinner, I’ll be her sex slave.